A lot of media people are in the bitterness of the year-end inventory, or sad or sensational or passionate

2013 years will pass, I miss it. Generally this time, a lot of media people are in the bitter force of the year-end inventory, or sad or sensational or passionate. And I Sungo (day, noun, meaning with the "day"), suddenly surprised to find himself incredibly did not use the word "internet thinking" wrote a manuscript, this to me as a wandering in Beijing Changping District, Tian Tong Yuan Republic Urban and Rural integration Department of the pioneer writer, is a matter of how outdated powder.

My mind as if there are black and white two people are doing a fierce struggle, these two villains from my primary school began to struggle. At that time, the little white man said, "I'm going to buy a dime of cranberry powder!" Little Black righteousness is saying: "Why do you buy?" You bought it last time, let me have it this time! ”

The internet thinking has transformed the pancake fruit, transformed the beef brisket, transformed the underwear, transformed the television, reformed many traditional professions, countless writers already by virtue of "the Internet thought" the word to lay the river Lake status. And I draw Gu heart dazed, blink of an ear, internet thinking has swept the north and south, the circle outside the mouth of the ring, a great unified of the situation, so I can change the space has been very narrow.

Then, let me use the Internet thinking to transform a brothel!

I. The brothel Popular Science

First of all, you sir, do not see the word brothel, immediately think of the domestic film and television drama that heavy makeup hand towel mouth a mole away from afar shouted "Hey yo, uncle you come, inside please", immediately think of carved big bed sitting on a red embroidered with the swimming ducks in the small abdomen with shining white shoulder and back of the young woman, See here to start the left hand to solve trousers belt napkin in the right hand ...

Stop！

Just like someone flew to Sanya rendez-vous, some people street Lanhuo a gun 50, give a hundred bills need to consider whether the change or send a cannon, the world there are different levels of all things. Brothel before the Tang Dynasty, but refers to dignitaries homestead. After the Tang Dynasty, especially in the Song Yuanming era, the brothel was the place where the fireworks were burning on the vast expanse of the Earth. High-grade called brothel, low-grade brothels, the two core users are very different.

Brothels are more oriented to dignitaries, literati poets, New Jin tyrants, so the location of the brothel is usually noisy in take quiet, there are small courtyard in the downtown has the pond has the blooming flower has the graceful willow, the hall has the famous calligraphy and painting to have the beauty Fuqin, has the chef has the bodyguard to have the maid, anyway is will not let you have any evil 龌 consultations Association, in Gao words, At this time, you buy "love and Freedom". And the brothel is facing seller bandits hawker, trafficking is "sex and flesh".

Here, do not consider the implementation of difficulties and policy risk, all adhering to the spirit of open Internet freedom to yy how to transform a brothel.

Second, the six major reconstruction of brothel internet

1, change the top level design to enhance the user experience as the core

Traditional brothel operation Idea, more is to own resources as the core. In this mode, will appear in the past there are huakui of the world, for example, in the "Nine Chimaguan", the next door, the nanny fire grandmother rate of the crowd scold the door, "I trained four golden Flower name Earthquake Capital, is chicken in the PA." "And the boss's answers to the back" Yes! But they have jumped to me, and they haven't told you? ”

From this, it can be seen that in the traditional thinking, the quality of brothel women is the core competitiveness. But in this case, if you run away like Du, if you're disfigured like a prostitute in the West cowboy movie unforgivable, if you jump, then the brand of brothel is a devastating blow.

And if you join the Internet thinking, then should start from the top to change the train of thought, not around the Huakui to do brothel design, but around the precise user to do, everything to the user experience as the highest standard.

The above passage, in any one of the articles on the internet thinking will be repeated, but how to do? In The Secret Diary of a Call girl, there was a detail where the heroine, the call Girl Belle, was not a seductive lady's perfume, but an elegant man's cologne, because "an excellent call girl should not let her guests go home to their wives with the perfume of another woman."

Professional！ Perfect! This is to stand in the user's position to consider the problem. And in their own guests because of eating a little blue pill cause small tent never fall, Belle first face Dew undaunted, "Now is not my work time", but immediately to the body of the shirt jeans girl next door dress up for sexy bikini black silk overalls, said softly, "but I can work overtime for you." ”

Therefore, a qualified brothel must be based on their own core users to develop strategies. For example, in ancient times there is a special open in the examination room opposite, do Scholar's long-term business, test bad need to drink, home rich need to call the girl ostentatious, poor on the one hand can do angel investment, bet one day the Golden Section title, on the other hand, also can borrow beauty of the Mouth Yan name far broadcast, the original Liu Yong that sentence "endure put limelight, changed the Shank" Let countless brothel girls sung. Similarly, there are official business, do the generals business, different user groups, from the architectural style to the choice of women are obviously different.

2, subversion of organizational structure for efficiency and innovation

The traditional organizational structure of brothels, only the following roles: Madam, turtle, bodyguard, drudgery, servant girl and Miss. This is no problem for small businesses to maintain operation and life. But if you want to be big, have long-term goals, such as Sir Alex Ferguson as an early ambition, and the Madam Quarrel often will say: "Spicy mother, you open a spring courtyard what is great?" I have a few years to make a fortune, in your opposite open home Lai Xia Courtyard, left open home, Li Qiu Courtyard, right open home Li Winter courtyard, robbed your business. "This has at least become a chain of the embryonic form of scale."

So in order to facilitate modular replication and innovation, organizational structure adjustment is urgent. The organization chart looks like this.

The whole architectural adjustment is highly refined and modular, such as door-to-door service and network services, the skills must be different. For example, the new recruits in the work of the daily from the pimps stripped out, directly subordinate to the boss, the boss taste high enough words will be able to guarantee the continuous emergence of new beauty, the entire ecological structure benign operation.

While the sales department is the lifeblood of the entire brothel, three new departments in the new structure need to be more focused. One is the Customer service center, responsible for the guests from the moment from the door can experience any of the details, such as the environment/food and so on.

The second is customer data mining group. Proper preservation of each customer's consumer information and personalized information, so as to help advance the pre-contract, when the customer has not come, ready for his needs of candles and whips, no handcuffs. When a new Japan woman, G Cup, height 158, looks sweet, Dong milk, then the system knows who is interested in her. When a new dongying woman, a cup, height 185, there is a slap-padded hair, at this time, the system also know who will be interested in her. Then do targeted push service.

There is another advantage, that is, when something happens, they will come out to endorse for you. For example, in the American drama "Scandal", when Washington's most famous pimp was caught, both the Republican and Democratic Party had a large number of prominent people gathered, because they have received the same brothel service.

The third is to seek the United States Group, in fact, the full name should be "machine learning and artificial intelligence program of the global beauty look for visits and signing team", the whole department of Operation should follow the top football giants, the world sent the most sensitive scouts, in-depth to each of the community every third world football field. Maybe one day, beautiful you dressed in white cotton long skirts, hair and waist, is facing the sun 45 degrees angle to do the self-portrait, then a suit of blond handsome man came to you, with the big blue eyes looking at you, while discharging one side said: "Girl, want to be chicken?" ”

3, to provide a convenient and screaming service

What service makes people scream? When you spend money in a guest house and enjoy the service of a five-star hotel, you'll scream because it's beyond expectations.

Today, only one brothel in the world has been successfully listed, and that is Australia's "Daily Star", which comes from Superman, who grew up on Krypton Earth and was the first journalist to be a journalist at the "Daily Planet" in the metropolis of Planet.

The brothel itself is a five-star hotel offering a wide range of luxurious rooms and "equipment", which are uniformly disinfected and furnished, and provide meticulous health check-ups and counseling to girls every month. After the listing, immediately melted millions of dollars. and open their official website, will be able to see in time seven days in the list of women can be booked, what time to a few of the girls free, no exaggeration to say, than our hospital registration service better.

The hotel offers a pick-up service, the minimum room rate is half an hour, and the rooms offer a restricted-level movie playback service.

And sell a book on Amazon, called the big books of breasts, I am a crappy translation of the "3D large Mimi book", the whole book weighs 4 kg 12, turn all kinds of proud people's breasts. It's suffocating. But the breasts are all 3D, which is enough to make the reader scream. Of course, the same series also have long legs, hips ...

4, the perfect member service, the formation stable cash flow

The traditional brothel service, the general cost model is to pay + accommodation fees + Wine water fee + tips, this type of fees in most of the times, there is no way to be transparent and open fair. In this case, can only rely on huakui charisma to make fans of the money, if one day, huakui old color decline, you will find these fans hubbub, as today's Nokia General.

In the United States, there is a start-up business called Surfair, providing a number of commercial hubs between the monthly unlimited flights, the simple point is that the use of the aircraft on the bus card. One-month payment of 790 dollars, can be unlimited flights, and the biggest advantage is not long time waiting, save time cost.

So for the brothel, also can provide the same member service, as long as each month on time to pay a certain fee, you can unlimited access to the corresponding services, of course, in the case of Sir Body allowed, with the same reason to eat buffet.

5, the use of data to manage day-to-day operations, all modular process

This is not a dream, in the Yuan Dynasty, the entire government of all the official prostitutes to carry out a unified registration, grading management, all must have the record of the department, the capital official prostitutes by eunuchs unified management, local government prostitutes are assigned to the special staff, the naturalization of the official prostitutes need to be audited after the Department of Business license, and to pay taxes. Tax will be paid after the honor of the certificate, and then in the next annual examination to submit proof.

Coincidentally, in the German city of Bern, has launched a special parking meter similar to the automatic toll machine for tax purposes. When sex workers pay a fee and print out a receipt of € 6 per night, they can go to the street to pick up a guest. If you work without a ticket, you will be fined 145 dollars.

However, if you pay duty, but did not take the business, the money will not retreat, the need to constantly improve their level of passengers to do.

6, from the sale of flesh to the emotional output

In the heart of the machine, imagine that in the 2048, when the appearance of a real-life sex robot, they are hot, sexy, front convex, can chat with emotional care, many people have not only for the flesh and caring for them.

While writing this article before doing user survey, a girl named Sophie to me depicts her in the future of the brothel, the first is divided into Gentleman Ministry of Women, to create a different atmosphere, or misty rain or romantic, anyway, is not to leave the feeling of the ladies left trading.

I brainwave, the female guest department should be like this: in an elegantly decorated purple room, a large bed of fluffy bedding is exquisite and luxurious, the girl is like a princess, wearing a shiny crown on her head, the upper garment has been removed, and an Asian handsome man with curly hair is rubbing his hands. The music in the room should be guzheng. But do not know the direct copy of the teacher's classic works "Little Princess" scene layout, will not be accused of infringement.

Iii. Last Words

If we can do these six points, we can foresee that a brand new brands will stand rigorously the moon, so that those who An Hui the north of what the heaven and earth tremble.

One day, this brothel also has the ability to board the news broadcast, no longer the traditional "recently, the city Public Security Bureau seized a case of underground prostitution, seizure of a large prostitution dens, the whole gang was caught 129 people." "But" a few days ago, China's industry once again the rise of a brand new, a brothel with the Internet to completely transform their thinking, the user experience placed in the most important position, which gave birth to the world's best service erotic places. Below we come to connect CCTV reporter in front, hello ...

"Ah ah ah ah ... Cool!!!! ”