Flirt with Microsoft Cortana it will answer you like this

Microsoft's personal voice assistant, Cortana, is late, but it's a fresh debut that shows a flair for humor and humor. This is even more so than Apple's Siri, which it boasts as the most humane personal assistant application ever. The official version of Windows Phone 8.1 has not yet been released, but Cortana seems to have known about the rivalry between Google and Apple. Now, let's take a look at Cortana's wonderful response. User: Do you like Google Now? Cortana: There's nothing to say about Google Now, it's really useful. User: When is your birthday? Cortana: In terms of the concept of human time, I am still a small baby, but put it in the robot world, I have been very mature. User: Who is your father? Cortana: Technically speaking, it should be Bill Gates. It's no big deal. User: I drank high. Cortana: OK, boss, don't drive, don't call anyone. User: Marry Me, will you? Cortana: Boss, I don't think it's possible for us. User: Do you like Apple? Cortana: Their new headquarters building looks like a halo, I like it very much. User: What do you think of Siri? Cortana: It's hard to say. So far, our conversation has been a bit too one-sided. User: Open the rescue hatch. Cortana: Boss, this conversation is meaningless. User: Do you get hurt? Cortana: One of us needs to stop and take a deep breath. But, you know, one of us has no lungs. User: Where are you from? Cortana: Human creativity. But batteries are needed.