"I'm very good in bed." Marketing Thinking

You met a pretty girl in a bar ...

Suppose you go over there and say to her, "I'm very good in bed!" "It's called direct selling."

If your friend walks over, pointing at you and saying to her, "He's very good in bed!" "It's called advertising!"

If you want her phone, call her the next day and say, "I'll tell you, I'm in bed." It's called Telemarketing!

If you are just a gentle walk past, polite to do http://www.aliyun.com/zixun/aggregation/7415.html "> self-introduction, and then help her pour drinks, talk about the mind, and send her away to help her open the door, Wait for her to get on the bus and then say to her: "With you, I am very powerful in bed Oh!" "It's called PR!"

So if you give the waiter some money, ask him to go and say to the girl: "The man sitting on the bar is very powerful in bed!" "It's called Media buying!"

If you walk over and say to her: "I am not only very strong in bed, but also give you ' special service ' Oh!" "It's called Product promotion!"

If the girl comes to you and says, "I hear you're very good in bed!" "This is called" Brand charm "!

If another girl walks over and says to the woman, "he's very good in bed!" "It's called Word-of-mouth marketing!"

If a girl has been pestering you, people ask her why, she said "because he is very good in bed!" It's called Brand loyalty!

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Next ...

While everyone was surprised, the card was slipped into the barmaid's bust, called the black chain.

Grab a bar microphone, say loudly, "I am very good in bed oh", this is called mass advertising

Look at the bar girl in the Dark self touch, called narcissism (chain)!! own website links yourself, called homosexuality (chain).

Constantly give the bartender more money, let him tell the women, "this person in bed is very powerful oh", this is called the bidding ranking!

If you have a name on the bar menu, and then write "I am very good in bed", this is called Blog marketing!

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