What do you know about Internet thinking?

What do you mean, big data?

The phone rang at a Pizza Hut shop and the customer service officer picked up the phone.

Customer Service: Pizza Hut. Hello, what do you need me to serve you?

Customer: Hello, I'd like a copy of ...

Customer: sir, please let me know your membership card number first.

Customer: 16846146***.

Customer Service: Hello, Mr. Chen! You are living in Quanzhou Road, 12 floor, room 1205, your home phone is 2646****, your company phone is 4666****, your mobile phone is 1391234****. Which telephone would you like to pay for?

Customer: Why do you know all my phone numbers?

Customer Service: Mr. Chen, because we are online to the CRM system.

Customer: I'd like a seafood pizza ...

Customer Service: The seafood pizza is not for you, Mr. Chen.

Customer: Why?

Customer Service: According to your medical records, your blood pressure and cholesterol are high.

Customer: What can you recommend?

Customer service: You can try our low-fat healthy pizza.

Customer: How did you know I would like to eat this?

Customer Service: You borrowed a low-fat healthy diet at the National Library last Monday.

Customer: Good. How much do I need to pay for a family size pizza?

Customer Service: 99 Yuan, this is enough for your family six stuttering. But your mother should eat less, she had a heart bypass surgery last month, and she was in recovery.

Customer: Can I have the credit card?

Customer Service: Mr. Chen, I'm sorry. Please pay cash, because your credit card has been maxed out, you still owe the bank 4807 Yuan, and not including mortgage interest.

Customer: I'll go to the ATM nearby.

Customer Service: Mr. Chen, according to your record, you have exceeded the withdrawal limit today.

Customer: Forget it, you can just give me the pizza home. How soon will you arrive?

Customer service: About 30 minutes. If you don't want to wait, you can ride yourself.

Customer: Why?

Customer Service: According to our CRM Global Positioning System of vehicle traffic tracking system records. You have registered a motorcycle with a car number of SB-748, and you are currently riding the motorbike on the right side of the east section of Jiefang Road.

Customer: Faint immediately ...

What do you mean O2O?

The big fat is a 20000-monthly price package for the daughter Student B,

b Female students take out 10000 packs a month from the package to raise the age-appropriate male student C (Business-to-consumer),

c male feel unbalanced, spend 5000 packs a month to raise O little girl,

o little girl found herself is the bottom of the chain, very uncomfortable, directly micro-letter O Rich, so two people kicked B and C (cut off the middle), direct trading, 8000 per month.

(O2O mode Internet thinking core is: Kill intermediary)

What is blue ocean?

Parked at Shangri-La's Gate yesterday, I saw a parking space when a Maybach to stop. I went up to knock on his glass, throw out 100 dollars to him, said: "This parking space I fancy, you go to other places to stop!" He thought I despised him, and threw more than 10 sheets of 100 on my face and told me to roll away. Later, I did the same. Mom, I made more than 20,000 a night.

What do you mean the Red Sea?

I put my money experience online, everyone in the forwarding, suddenly there are many people want to learn me, the same. At this time, full street is holding 100 yuan of people, they are looking for parking spaces of the luxury car.

What is Internet thinking?

See so many people with 100 dollars in the street, I know my chance to: So, I rented a luxurious Maybach car drive to the street, directed at these 100 dollars and other luxury cars to drive past. At this time, who handed over 100 yuan to me to allow parking spaces, I will directly accept his 100 yuan ... Stop talking, another hand to take 100 of people come over.

What is public order?

It is cold, want to eat hotpot, and lazy to go out, how to do? First invite 5 people. Give the 1th call: "The way to buy a order, on the vegetables." "Then the 2nd:" The way to buy some lamb, it is bad meat. "Then the 3rd:" On the way to buy a variety of frozen tofu balls what, on this. "Then the 4th:" The wine. "The last 5th:" The pot is not enough, bring some. "Then, hang up the phone and wait for the water ...