If the brand is telling the truth ...

If the brand is telling the truth, what is their advertising language like? This is a long time abroad circulated a post, we also made such a hypothesis, and help these brands and companies to write advertising language-is to assume oh, to have fun!

1. PetroChina: You have no other choice.

2. Tencent: Our innovation engine is replication, including copying ourselves.

3. Chery: Want to be an Infiniti.

4. Spring air: The green train in the sky.

5. LV: Only buy expensive, do not buy right.

6. Facebook: You can't open it anyway.

7. IKEA: We are responsible for demolition.

8. Starbucks: We are responsible for the installation.

9. McDonald's: Make the world fat.

10. Nike: Not all shoes you can afford.

11. Amazon: Go your own way, so that publishers have no way to go.

12. Coca-Cola: We don't care about health problems.

13. Siemens: Please slam the fridge door.

14. Rejoice: Hair goes without trace, dandruff is superior.

15. Dangdang: A clearance sale every day.

16. Baidu: Baidu, you know Google's Web site.

17. Disney: Need to be accompanied by parents under 15 years of age.

18. Marlboro: More healthy than Beijing haze.

19. No Printing products: Everything is good, is the expensive point.

20. Millet: You can't brush it out.

21. Nokia: You deserve a brick.

22. KFC: The restroom is available here.

23. Jing Dong: Than your husband also care if you are not at home.

24. Golden: We have the card.

25. Paris PUI Sweet: We are from Korea.

26. Tesla: Go out first to find the charge pile.

27. Evian Mineral Water: It's more economical to drink some perfume.

28. Mengniu: Not afraid to drink not to die you.

29. Seabed Fishing: Do all the nail shop yellow.

30. Samsung: Black Apple, at the same time do its porter.

ZARA: It is recommended that you buy it before you try it on.

32. L ' Oreal: We produce the great treasures of France.

33. Master Kang: An ox is only for 10,000 packs of instant noodles.

34. Industrial and Commercial Bank of China: ICBC, love does not exist.

35. Home Urgent Delivery: To provide the most anxious service.

36. Yili: Every transformer can drink a pound of milk every day.

37. Uniqlo: Who wears no waist.

38. Gold Map: Not for non-Lin Chi-lin fan pointing road.

TCL: We don't pursue quality, we only ask for appearances.

40. Da Dong Roast Duck: Please recite 10 poems before entering the shop.

41. Google: Do a no one to wear glasses.

42. Lego: I know you didn't spell it right.

43. Apple: Unique, but everyone has.

44. Microsoft: We must teach you how to restart.

45. Every guest: I am a guest, I can not save myself.

46. Le vision: To be a sporogenous most noun company.

47. Taobao: We have chopped the hands of the centipede.

48. Beauty racket: Just because too many people are not beautiful.

49. Beauty of things: You never find what you want.

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